but there certainly seems to be a lot more foam than I remember.

Maybe we can harvest the foam for pipes like they do in Turkey. Those rascally Turks always know just how to exploit a resource. Just ask our good friend Ivan.

He’s my favorite brother. I mean if you put a gun to my head and told me I had to pick one, it would probably be Ivan.

That being said, has anyone else noticed a startling lack of poetry in the air?