I dare you to tell your wife that she "gets to do this".
My wife is not to pleased right now. She just cleaned all the bedding a couple days ago and my daughter didn't want to lay in her own bed so she was watching a movie in our bed and threw up all over it.
I was actually out walking the dog when it happened and I came back and my wife is scrambling to get the kid in the bath and rip the sheets off the bed. She just looks at me "you need to clean the bathroom floor".
I figured it wasn't a good time for questions. "Ok honey".
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