whats the funniest insult in your opinion? and please provide context as to why.
for me, i cant help but laugh at the insult 'bitch boy'. reason being...my mom, who never swuares, referred to a kid i was kind of friends with in high school that also kinda sucked as a 'little bitch boy'. it really showed in hind sight how much she hated me hanging out with that friend ( and she was right! friendship crumbled cuz the dude sucked hahah), totally caught me off guard at the time but now i cant help but laugh at the insult 🙂
what about yall?
Stupid "dad insult" that needs to be used sparingly, but usually defuses any family quarrel: "You're A..."
"Dad, I don't want salad tonight" - kid "You're a salad" - me
or
"If you guys don't start emptying the dryer, I'm going to lose my shit" - wife "You're a dryer" - kid
"creature of bitchfoot island" - it was a sunny day on a swampy river. i was sitting on a rock in the middle of a river and i covered my head and shoulder with a towel. i was grumpy about the mosquitoes and the deep dirty water, among other things.
"you dingus"
Dingbat or squid (squirrel kid)is always pretty funny :)