The Communist Party through a story:

A plane crashed in a jungle and three people survived. A RUSSIAN, AN AMERICAN AND A CUBAN. They were trapped by cannibals. The council of elders of the tribe gave them a chance to get out alive: THEY WOULD BE SAVED IF THEY ASKED THE COUNCIL OF ELDERS A QUESTION AND THEY COULD NOT ANSWER.

First the Russian: What is the quantum field theory?

The council of elders met and the next day they gave the Russian's question an answer. THE RUSSIAN WAS KILLED AND EATEN.

Second the American: Describe Einstein's theory of relativity.

The council of elders responded in 2 days. THE AMERICAN DIED AND THEY ATE HIM

The Cuban's turn: What is a PCC (Cuban Communist Party) meeting?

The council of elders spent a month and had no answer.

The Cuban saved. But before leaving they asked him for the answer and he said:

A PCC MEETING IS A GROUP OF OLD FAGGOTS LIKE YOU TRYING TO FUCK UP YOUR LIFE.