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Lol. My wife thinks I've 1000 Bitcoins if I show her 1000 Sats.
44 sats \ 0 replies \ @grayruby 20h
It also took my wife awhile to understand the concept of sats.
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72 sats \ 5 replies \ @ek 19h
I hope she doesn't tell other people you have 1000 bitcoins.
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She actually tells everyone and even asks me show them the amount I have.
Because it's so much fun, I also show people one of my Wallets which has around 800 Sats. You'd be surprised but most people believe that I have so many Bitcoins. However this largely is because most of them don't even understand the difference.
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imagine if you got kidnapped and tortured becuase someone thought you had 800 million dollars in a hot wallet on your phone , when you just had 20 cents lol. i have to say, if i had gone to the trouble of a whole kidnapping, i'd need to take a limb or something, just for the hassle
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It is a hassle tho
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20 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek 19h
She actually tells everyone and even asks me show them the amount I have.
lol, that's what I thought, Indians are really all the same (my parents are also Indian).
Will we be invited to your funeral? ๐Ÿ‘€
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Your parents must be pretty cool then. I'm so glad to know your lineage.
Yes Indians are all the same. They don't give a fuck to keep things private even if they meant to be. The boastful talkative nature is the biggest trait of Indian women. My wife, though she's a musician, doesn't know basic English but asks me to sing English songs in front of her friends.
Will we be invited to your funeral?
I know why you mentioned this but it'll require some kind of military invasion to reach my throat and ask for the keys.
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@grayruby you donโ€™t go around bragging to everybody that your 1 sat is worth 1 sat??
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31 sats \ 0 replies \ @grayruby 20h
Yes I tell all my friends and enemies 1 sat= 1 sat
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in SN 1 sat โ‰  1 sat
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Spend your sats wisely
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fake news
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๐Ÿ’ฏ
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