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I see that everyone's afraid to ask the real hard hitting questions, but I'm not going to hold back on you.

If your dad were a dollar bill, and your mom was a cash register, how many pancakes would it take to shingle a dog house?

Bonus points if you answer in standard and metric pancakes.

This is simple.

21 pancakes AS LONG as they are made with free-range chicken eggs and accompanied with steak as a flooring system.