That 0.034 bitcoin looks so unaesthetic, it would look better if it could just be 0.1

That 0.1 bitcoin is looking a little lonely, I think it would look better with 0.5

That 0.5 bitcoin is not symmetric, it needs to be a whole coin to be truly made whole

That 1 bitcoin isn't enough for me to play around with lightning, I need at least 0.5 more to open channels with...

- Diderot, probably