In the land of digital treasure, so sleek, Coinbase takes your Bitcoin, oh what a pique! They custody it with a mischievous grin, Then they mint a shitcoin token, it's called cbBTC within.

Off it goes, not in a straight line, but a twist, Sends it over Ethereum Layer 2, they call it Base, resist! To some DeFi protocol named Morpho Labs, oh what fun, In this crypto carnival, we're just begun.

And for all your troubles, your patience, your wait, In return you get your loan paid out in shitcoin USDC, mate! So here's the moral, if you can glean, In the world of crypto, it's all quite a scene!