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I'd tell every woodpecker I met to go fuck themselves. I have wood siding...
141 sats \ 3 replies \ @ek 13 Feb
I would keep it to myself
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Not a bad idea. If people found out, your entire life would be an inbox full of cat moms asking you to tell them what their fur baby was saying.
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30 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek 13 Feb
you have a lot of faith in humanity if you think that's the worst that would happen šŸ‘€
but I would tell these cat moms their cat is saying to buy bitcoin
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šŸ¤£ that's actually hilarious
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99 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b 13 Feb
I'd teach them about bitcoin of course.
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My cat has paper hands. I'd come home to a house full of cat treats.
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30 sats \ 1 reply \ @fiatbad 13 Feb
I'd move to different alternative-reality. This one wouldn't be safe anymore.
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I'd ask them what they think of humans and if they have names for us.
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Huh, I never thought about that...
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I would ask the 6 cats and one dog at home if I take care of them properly. I think so, but maybe they have several complaints šŸ˜‚
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Holy cow, that's a lot of animals!
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Yep šŸ˜‚ It's a lot of work, but I like it!!!
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As long as you're taking care of them, then thata all that matters. The fact that you'd like to ask them shows that you probably are.
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What do you mean? I CAN talk to animals.
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21 sats \ 1 reply \ @senf 13 Feb
I can talk to animals already.
I just can't understand anything they say back.
;-)
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Touche
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21 sats \ 1 reply \ @suraz 13 Feb
I'd tell my fish that they don't need to keep swimming in circles and left and right, it's just a tank.
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They probably like the exercise!
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I would scold the sloth for being the laziest animal in the world and motivate it to change diet.
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Don't you choose the diet? šŸ¤£
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I actually want to find out if animals mind that they are not human. Are they happy being born inferior to us?
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I'm pretty sure my cat believes that I'm the inferior one...
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24 sats \ 4 replies \ @ek 13 Feb
Are they happy being born inferior to us?
lol, it's all a matter of perspective (and situation)
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True. Sharks are apex predators as well
I just wanna be on top of the food chain
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True. Sharks Aardvarks are apex predators as well
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My head hurts. And your cat is your master. Warped food web
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Yes it goes My cat > Aardvarks > everything else.
I can talk to animals. They just refuse to listen.
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I would've to write a book about what they feel about humans.
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