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What would you do if you found out you could talk to animals?
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@Aardvark
13 Feb
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I'd tell every woodpecker I met to go fuck themselves. I have wood siding...
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@ek
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I would keep it to myself
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@Aardvark
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13 Feb
Not a bad idea. If people found out, your entire life would be an inbox full of cat moms asking you to tell them what their fur baby was saying.
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@ek
13 Feb
you have a lot of faith in humanity if you think that's the worst that would happen š
but I would tell these cat moms their cat is saying to buy bitcoin
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@Aardvark
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13 Feb
š¤£ that's actually hilarious
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@k00b
13 Feb
I'd teach them about bitcoin of course.
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@Aardvark
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13 Feb
š¤£
My cat has paper hands. I'd come home to a house full of cat treats.
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@fiatbad
13 Feb
I'd move to different alternative-reality. This one wouldn't be safe anymore.
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@Aardvark
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13 Feb
š¤£
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@Bell_curve
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_Whisperer_with_Cesar_Millan
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@B_for_Bitcoin
13 Feb
I'd ask them what they think of humans and if they have names for us.
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@Aardvark
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13 Feb
Huh, I never thought about that...
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@7e6e393a56
13 Feb
I would ask the 6 cats and one dog at home if I take care of them properly. I think so, but maybe they have several complaints š
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@Aardvark
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13 Feb
Holy cow, that's a lot of animals!
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@7e6e393a56
13 Feb
Yep š It's a lot of work, but I like it!!!
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@Aardvark
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13 Feb
As long as you're taking care of them, then thata all that matters. The fact that you'd like to ask them shows that you probably are.
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@TNStacker
13 Feb
What do you mean? I CAN talk to animals.
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@senf
13 Feb
I can talk to animals already.
I just can't understand anything they say back.
;-)
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@Aardvark
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13 Feb
Touche
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@suraz
13 Feb
I'd tell my fish that they don't need to keep swimming in circles and left and right, it's just a tank.
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@Aardvark
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13 Feb
They probably like the exercise!
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@NovaRift
13 Feb
I would scold the sloth for being the laziest animal in the world and motivate it to change diet.
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@Aardvark
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13 Feb
Don't you choose the diet? š¤£
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@cryotosensei
13 Feb
I actually want to find out if animals mind that they are not human. Are they happy being born inferior to us?
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@Aardvark
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13 Feb
I'm pretty sure my cat believes that I'm the inferior one...
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@ek
13 Feb
Are they happy being born inferior to us?
lol, it's all a matter of perspective (and situation)
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@cryotosensei
13 Feb
True. Sharks are apex predators as well
I just wanna be on top of the food chain
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@Aardvark
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13 Feb
True.
Sharks
Aardvarks are apex predators as well
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@cryotosensei
13 Feb
My head hurts. And your cat is your master. Warped food web
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@Aardvark
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13 Feb
Yes it goes My cat > Aardvarks > everything else.
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@Beeteesea
15 Feb
I can talk to animals. They just refuse to listen.
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@TheMorningStar
14 Feb
I would've to write a book about what they feel about humans.
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@siggy47
13 Feb
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SharksAardvarks are apex predators as well