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2000 sats
#907288
I finally figure out how to get LN payouts from Ocean Mining, I'm all excited for the first few sats to hit my wallet. Then... nothing. I keep checking my settings, see no earnings in my pool dashboard, then realize Ocean hasn't found a block in three days. I'm really ignorant about this stuff.
Such a bullish week! And I got a new sat milestone!
When you accidentally punch your balls while shaking out towels to fold them
Grandma’s glasses
it has a very unique rivet.
Day #242 of nut 🌰 dropping 🥜 in the Saloon
https://image.nostr.build/d602c13840697f50171a3c3b5e3ecc6636b76c7f267cf5d5c70be1c2ca7693fe.png
Want to harvest this nut? https://docs.cashu.space/wallets
To decode this nut https://memeamigo.lol/decode
Discussed a lot about stocks today #907489
But I don't know how to crack it. In fact I've never ever tried.
AHHHH NO BOTS CAN GET THIS!!!!!
copying the image address and getting this
am i doing it wrong lol
You need to click the ... menu and click quote reply, then you see the URL
https://image.nostr.build/d602c13840697f50171a3c3b5e3ecc6636b76c7f267cf5d5c70be1c2ca7693fe.pngThen copy that to the decode field.
But we're too late already.
nice, I wouldn't have guessed.
i had a go anyway but got this
if it had been claimed, wouldn't it say 'spent'?
Actually it’s gone someone else got this nut
Now I understand what peanuts are!
It's cashu nuts hidden in a peanut (get it?) emoji, using invisible non-breaking spaces, like @DarthCoin mentioned in another context.
On https://wallet.cashu.me/ when you create/send a cashu token, you can click on the > right of the COPY, and the click on the 🥜󠅓󠅑󠅣󠅘󠅥󠄲󠅟󠄢󠄶󠅤󠅕󠄳󠄺󠅟󠅔󠄸󠅂󠅧󠅓󠅪󠅟󠅦󠄼󠄢󠄡󠅠󠅒󠅞󠅁󠅥󠅒󠅇󠅜󠅥󠅑󠅇󠄺󠅠󠅔󠄸󠄽󠅥󠅉󠄢󠄶󠅪󠅑󠄳󠄩󠄳󠅑󠅈󠅂󠅚󠅒󠄢󠅜󠅥󠅉󠅈󠅆󠅚󠅓󠄢󠄶󠄠󠅉󠅈󠅃󠄲󠅟󠅝󠄶󠅠󠅃󠄱󠄲󠅁󠄲󠅆󠄴󠅧󠅃󠅅󠄶󠄷󠅉󠅈󠄳󠄲󠅠󠄷󠄶󠅘󠄱󠅇󠄶󠅪󠅕󠄵󠄱󠄢󠄿󠅄󠅆󠅚󠄿󠄴󠅜󠅛󠄾󠅚󠅗󠄣󠄿󠅄󠅗󠄣󠅊󠄴󠄵󠄠󠄾󠄴󠄲󠅛󠄿󠄴󠄵󠄥󠅉󠅄󠅓󠄢󠄽󠅄󠄽󠄠󠄾󠄴󠅅󠅩󠅉󠅄󠅁󠄣󠄾󠅚󠄲󠅛󠅊󠅄󠅊󠅙󠄾󠅄󠄾󠅚󠅊󠄴󠄲󠅙󠄿󠄴󠄽󠄠󠅉󠅝󠄺󠅘󠄾󠅝󠅁󠄤󠄾󠅇󠅊󠅝󠄽󠅄󠅆󠅚󠄽󠅄󠅅󠄠󠅉󠅇󠄾󠅉󠄹󠅁󠄼󠅑󠅩󠄣󠄦󠅆󠅦󠄶󠄤󠅤󠄿󠅄󠄡󠄡󠅄󠅢󠅃󠅂󠅅󠄥󠅗󠄳󠄼󠅁󠅨󠅕󠄵󠅈󠅒󠅗󠅀󠄴󠅪󠅛󠄥󠅢󠄽󠅄󠄤󠅗󠅉󠅈󠅝󠅇󠄶󠅛󠅟󠄢󠄶󠅜󠅇󠄳󠄱󠅅󠄤󠅛󠅛󠄷󠄤󠄿󠄤󠅉󠅧󠅘󠅜󠅄󠄥󠅟󠄧󠄺󠄵󠄶󠄥󠄽󠅉󠄤󠅒󠅊󠅨󠅅󠄺󠄶󠅊󠄨󠅤󠄣󠄸󠅊󠄧󠅘󠄸󠄿󠄡󠅀󠅥󠄢󠄶󠅪󠅇󠄳󠄱󠅚󠄦󠅩󠅊󠅨󠅓󠅠󠄳󠅓󠄾󠅚󠅊󠄡󠅕󠄧󠅑󠅈󠅑󠅑󠄡󠅛󠄵󠄺󠄷󠅁󠅢󠅗󠄷󠄸󠄧󠅇󠅄󠅤󠅊󠅑󠄷󠅤󠅊󠅙󠅇󠅂󠅂󠅝󠄶󠅩󠅇󠄳󠄳󠅪󠄺󠄣󠅓󠅝󠅚󠄳󠅁󠄡󠅘󠄥󠅜󠅣󠅉󠄲󠅧󠅞󠅏󠅓󠅅󠅚󠅑󠅦󠄥󠅉󠅄󠅞󠅘󠅘󠅊󠅕󠅏󠄨󠄷󠅀󠄺󠄧󠅘󠅙󠅞󠅇󠅧󠅗
You can paste that into the Receive Ecash form, and it will magically transform into a cashu nut. Try it with the peanut above at the end of the previous paragraph.
I bet if there's a bot, it doesn't understand this yet!
We shall see. Yeah saw calle post this on nostr
Weird, https://v2alpha.nutstash.app/ decodes it successfully and says 'already spent', but https://wallet.cashu.me/ says 'invalid token'. Not sure why that is.
I think @BlokchainB didn't mint the nut in their usual way, but let it get minted by the https://memeamigo.lol/ tool (entered an amout and paid the QR invoice).
There is something in that nut which triggers
isTokenPeanut:function(){return this.receiveData.tokensBase64.match(/^.([\uFE00-\uFE0F]|[\uE0100-\uE01EF]+)$/)}in wallet.cashu.me. It's looking for Chinese (?) unicode in the base64 decoded binary and treats it as "peanut", whatever that is.
A bug, or worse...
Looks like a bug introduced 3 days ago:
https://github.com/cashubtc/cashu.me/commit/e48588005a4525f381adbdc9d43665912bbb1e0d
Paging @calle
This is true I wanted to see if I can track it but I appears I can’t
Ahh I got it. I’m trying to release it
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May your day be like the price of Bitcoin ⚡⚡🤠
I prefer my days more calm:p
😅😅😅 perfect
Having fun with bridging between Telegram and Fediverse today. I wonder if there is something similar for connecting Telegram and Nostr?
Hey @k00b,
Today I received 5-6x more territory revenue than usual so can you check whether everything is as expected.
Not saying I'm complaining 😜 but I know that sometimes such things can happen because of a bug?
It's from the anon post yesterday:
Yeah it is.
Thanks for the generosity @anon!
What's the reason behind it?
They wanted to post anonymously I guess.
I respect this. That's why I'm not interested in identity but about the motivation?
This is the way
Yes
Great👌
Day 8 of sending @Car an angry message every day.
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Day 439 of posting mining earnings from the day before: 673 sats on 7Mar2025! Running total: 305,344 sats!
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