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42 sats \ 7 replies \ @k00b OP 11 Mar \ parent \ on: It's not what you think lol

Slippery?

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21 sats \ 0 replies \ @028559d218 11 Mar

I think he (?) means lubed up.
LOL!!!

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0 sats \ 5 replies \ @Aardvark 11 Mar

Yea, well I saw the name of the page so I grabbed the baby oil because I was going to have a Diddy party....

Turns it was just pens though.

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21 sats \ 2 replies \ @fiatbad 12 Mar

Baby oil is okay....

... but have you ever tried Olive Oil or Coconut Oil?

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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @Aardvark 12 Mar

What am I a Rockefeller!? I'm trying to buy sats here, not blow money on expensive sex oil!

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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @fiatbad 12 Mar

Worth it, though.

Try it just once before you die. The Spartacus scene where they're dripping in gold with golden masks on... but instead of gold, use nature's "liquid gold"... i.e. Olive Oil.

But I have an Olive Oil fetish..... might not work the same for you.

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21 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b OP 11 Mar

🫥

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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Aardvark 11 Mar

That's exactly the face I made too! Pens?! 😐

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