The Economist is a failed magazine. Very failed. Total disaster. But don't worry, @Undisciplined and @denlillaapan are gonna take it over, fix it up, and make the Economist great again. It's gonna be glorious, and people are not even gonna remember how failed it was, and they're gonna say, "What? This magazine almost failed?" But let me tell you, it's gonna be so tremendous, like no magazine you've ever seen before.