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Why did the clown always choose the red balloon? Because they were pop-ular.
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Which month do trees dislike? Sep-timber!
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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.
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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
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What are a shark’s two most favorite words? Man overboard!
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Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
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What do skateboarders do when they’re really talented? They GoPro!
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Why did the alien go to the doctor? He was looking a little green.
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What do you call ticks in space? Luna-ticks.
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What did Venus say to Saturn? Give me a ring.
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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What do Martians like to drink? Gravi-TEA.
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What is an astronaut’s favorite meal of the day? Launch.
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What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purrr-ple.
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Why couldn’t the pony sing? Because she was a little hoarse.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal.
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If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes.
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
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What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
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Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed!
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Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
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How did the dinosaur build her house? With a dino-saw.
What’s an avocado’s favorite kind of music? Guac and roll!
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Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor? He had an eye-saur.
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What does a ghost wear to splash in puddles? BOOOOOOOts.
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Where do happy lightning bolts live? Cloud nine.
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What is a gust of wind’s favorite color? Blew.
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What doesn’t get any wetter no matter how much it rains? The ocean.
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What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
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People are always worried about their cell phones or microwaves spying on them. Truth is, those are not the appliances you need to be concerned about. It’s your Vacuum Cleaner that you need to be worried about – it’s been collecting dirt on you for years.
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Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party? Because it’s so cool.
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When do you need to climb the ladder? To get to High School.
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What did the right eye say to the left eye? Between you and me, something smells!
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