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How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat? When it’s full.
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Only once a month? Poor chap
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What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes
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Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
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What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.
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Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits? At sundae school.
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How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coffin.
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Why are ghosts good cheerleaders? Because they have a lot of spirit!
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