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A musician named Jim Sullivan mysteriously disappeared 6 years after recording an album called “U.F.O.“ The 1969 album featured strange lyrics about leaving his family and being abducted by aliens. Sullivan disappeared six years later with only his abandoned car found on a desert road in New Mexico as evidence.
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The name for the Pringles shape is a hyperbolic paraboloid. The saddle shape of a Pringles chip is known in math as a hyperbolic paraboloid. Pringles were made in this shape because it allows the chips to be stacked easily and kept in place during packaging.
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Fast food giant McDonald’s serves 120 countries with about 37,855 restaurants worldwide – but you wouldn’t find a single McDonald’s joint in Antarctica. Not only does it have a McDonald’s-shaped void, but Antarctica is the only demilitarised continent worldwide. Instead, the entire continent is relegated for educational and scientific purposes
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it s quiet repetive your post..
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Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
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How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
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Are you a cheetah? No, you lion!
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Which bus never drove on any street? The globus.
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Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies!
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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Poke him on.
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0 sats \ 13 replies \ @denlillaapan 26 Apr
what?!
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Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @denlillaapan 27 Apr
Hmmm.. yeah. And overindexes on empathy
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @NovaRift 27 Apr
Yeah lol
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What do you call it when you walk into a cafe you’re sure you’ve been to before? Déjà brew.
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @denlillaapan 27 Apr
Fuck
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you can say so ...
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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
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0 sats \ 3 replies \ @denlillaapan 27 Apr
Sake
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FuckSake, i know
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Ca-shew!
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope.
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The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
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What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet? A desserter.
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Which table fits in the fridge? VegeTABLE.
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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
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Why did the woman go on the date with the mushroom? Because he was a fun-ghi.
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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? Fo drizzle.
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Why is it impossible to starve in the desert? Because of all the sand which is there!
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Why can’t Chuck Norris use the internet? Because he won’t submit.
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What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller? Spot!
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How does Lady Gaga like her steak? (sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww
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What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Haloumi!
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Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.
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Why did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos.
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
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What do you call a dinosaur with only one eye? A Do-you-think-he-saw-us!
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What do you call sad coffee? Despresso.
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What do you give to a sick lemon? Lemon aid
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Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrgh!
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What don’t ants get sick? They have anty-bodies.
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