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People are always worried about their cell phones or microwaves spying on them. Truth is, those are not the appliances you need to be concerned about. Itโ€™s your Vacuum Cleaner that you need to be worried about โ€“ itโ€™s been collecting dirt on you for years.
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What does a baby computer call its father? Data!
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What did the traffic light say to the traffic light? Donโ€™t look, Iโ€™m changing.
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Why did the Football Coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
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What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
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In which part of New York do cholesterol levels tend to be lowest? Statin Island.
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What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hey, bud!
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Why did the pony have to gargle? Because it was a little horse!
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