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People are always worried about their cell phones or microwaves spying on them. Truth is, those are not the appliances you need to be concerned about. It’s your Vacuum Cleaner that you need to be worried about – it’s been collecting dirt on you for years.
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What does a baby computer call its father? Data!
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What did the traffic light say to the traffic light? Don’t look, I’m changing.
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Why did the Football Coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
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What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
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In which part of New York do cholesterol levels tend to be lowest? Statin Island.
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What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hey, bud!
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Why did the pony have to gargle? Because it was a little horse!
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @NovaRift 27 Apr
Yahooa hoa
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