Does my son have better luck with the ladies, or do kids just mature faster these days? 😱

His classmate, A, leaned towards him literally and called him ‘my boyfriend’ nonchalantly without missing a beat. She later asked me if she could play at the playground with him - to which I said nope. Sorry to douse your burgeoning romance, but this Papa here has got to shower two kids before their dinner!

How did the object of her affection react? I hear you ask. Oh, he was blissfully indifferent, glued to the mobile screen because his father had allowed him to download Minecraft the day before.