I did something close - I used Carrd. It's a reasonable tool. Not that bad a learning curve. Actually, picking the tool was almost the most time consuming part. I spent way too much time on Hugo before deciding that it's a product for web design professionals.

I'm calling it done for now. https://bitcoinhandson.carrd.co/

I was NOT able to get the domain transferred in time, they have a 4 day delay (thanks for nothing, Blue Host is an awful company). It will eventually be on bitcoinhandson.com.

There's still a lot to be done before this is a good selling tool, but I needed a push to actually get started, so thank you for this thread!