Hahaha, this is exactly the situation you put yourself in when you sub in the K-1 grades. Second graders are a bit better and more, could I say *human*? The kindergarteners and first graders were just little kids that knew not what to expect, any day they went to school, but they had **ENERGY** and took anything they could suck out of me. 

I thought I had lost a kid one time and looked on every bus and everywhere and finally went to the office to report a missing kid. He was a first grader that decided instead of walking home he would go to his friend’s house without telling anyone or bringing a note. I was in a panic because you just don’t lose kids. I was told this was a fairly common occurrence at that school.

Rothbardian_fanatic

econ

Diploma Inflation and the Erosion of Academic Signaling

I'm not surprised. The first time I had a 1st grade class, a girl took scissors into the bathroom and cut her own hair with them. I, of course, had no idea she had done it, because I had no idea what her hair had looked like before, but her mom was none to happy.