CoreWeave is Enron with GPUs and an IPO that must be shut down.

A $35B AI mirage engineered by the hedge fund innovators behind the CDOs of the financial crisis, running their old playbook behind a new silicon veneer. The founders pivoted from failed gas trading to crypto mining to "AI hyperscaling" without any technical expertise. This IPO is designed to detonate after insiders cash out (even more).

Behind the hype of being "NVIDIA-backed” and mainstream media calling it “the backbone of AI" lies an invertebrate financial Frankenstein set to become the first catastrophic bust of the AI era.