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Original email i got:
Hi *****
Investing in crypto doesn’t need to be complicated. Let’s start with the easiest call you’ll ever make:
Fund your account and trade just $1 of crypto (or more!) in the next 7 days – and we’ll give you $10 in BTC. Yep, just like that.
For example... You deposit $1 You buy $1 worth of BTC We give you another $10 in BTC (Heads up: FX Pairs and stablecoins don’t count, but everything else is fair game.)
Skeptical? That’s smart. Let’s answer those questions:
  1. "This is a scam, right?"
Nope. It’s really Kraken. And we’re really giving you $10 in BTC for trading as little as $1.
  1. But… why?
Because we want to spread the adoption of crypto, and the best way to do that is to get people invested. Literally.
It’s not about timing the market or making a huge splash: investing even a little here or there can grow your knowledge, and your portfolio.
  1. Is it really just $1?
Yup. While you might decide to invest more depending on how you see the market, we’ll give you $10 in BTC for investing as little as $1.
That’s a massive ROI.
Reminder, this offer ends in 7 days.
What it sounds like:
Hi *****,
Getting hooked doesn’t need to be complicated. Let’s start with the easiest decision you’ll ever make:
Try just one puff (or more!) in the next 7 days — and we’ll give you a whole free rock on the house. Yep, just like that.
For example... You bring $1 You take a hit worth $1 We toss you another $10 hit (Heads up: Nicotine patches and chewing gum don’t count, but everything else is fair game.)
Skeptical? That’s smart. Let’s answer those questions:
  1. "This is a setup, right?" Nope. It’s really Big Crack Tony™. And we’re really giving you $10 worth of product for trying just $1.
  2. But… why? Because we believe everyone deserves to feel the rush, and the best way to get you onboard is to let you feel it. Literally.
It’s not about going full junkie or wrecking your life: even a little hit can open your eyes, and your soul.
  1. Is it really just $1? Yup. While you might end up selling your mom’s TV later, we’ll give you $10 worth of crack today for investing just $1.
That’s a 1,000% return and a 100% chance of coming back.
Reminder: This offer disappears in 7 days. (But you won’t.)
146 sats \ 2 replies \ @Cje95 28 May
For the lols you should have given us
Kraken exchange treating its customers like krackhores
lol!
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Nice one~~
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:P glad I could be of service!
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They are putting honey in your mouth.
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They need to make money somehow. Even immoraly.
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And it was written by AI
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Nonsense. Investing in Bitcoin is nothing like doing drugs. In fact, it is the opposite: taking good care of your future.
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For sure. But Kraken wants you to trade. Not buy and hold.
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I don't care what they want. I use them to buy and withdraw.
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