@orthwyrm9
614,347 sats stacked
stacking since: #121823longest cowboy streak: 310
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50 sats \ 1 reply \ @orthwyrm 13h \ on: What interview question(s) caught you off guard? alter_native
"I've never interviewed a physicist before... Can you, uh, explain quantum mechanics?"
71 sats \ 0 replies \ @orthwyrm 18h \ parent \ on: Stacker Saloon
will be on the most wanted list any day now
122 sats \ 4 replies \ @orthwyrm 18h \ parent \ on: Stacker Saloon
i laundered 253 sats yesterday
125 sats \ 1 reply \ @orthwyrm 18h \ parent \ on: Stacker Saloon
that was quick for a sunday...
279 sats \ 9 replies \ @orthwyrm 18h \ on: Stacker Saloon
Day 379 of snailposting everyday 'til BTC hits $100k.
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115 sats \ 2 replies \ @orthwyrm 27 Apr \ on: Stacker Saloon
i have had enough "suddenly" for one week can we go back to "slowly" please
0 sats \ 0 replies \ @orthwyrm 27 Apr \ parent \ on: The whole Phoenix drama in just one single image bitcoin
unfortunately the uk is about as cucked as the eu when it comes to bitcoin...
174 sats \ 2 replies \ @orthwyrm 27 Apr \ on: Stacker Saloon
Day 378 of snailposting everyday 'til BTC hits $100k.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @orthwyrm 26 Apr \ on: Stacker Saloon
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0 sats \ 9 replies \ @orthwyrm 26 Apr \ parent \ on: On May 3rd, 2024, @PhoenixWallet will be removed from US app stores. bitcoin
That's around a 100k sats service fee? Oof, sorry to hear that.
579 sats \ 2 replies \ @orthwyrm 26 Apr \ parent \ on: Stacker Saloon
hello i just zapped you for funny meme
please be ABSOLUTELY SURE you report this as income when you do next years tax returns
i mean it mister
715 sats \ 4 replies \ @orthwyrm 26 Apr \ parent \ on: Stacker Saloon
oh no i accidentally laundered money again nooo aaaaahhh
250 sats \ 8 replies \ @orthwyrm 26 Apr \ on: Stacker Saloon
Day 377 of snailposting everyday 'til BTC hits $100k.
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688 sats \ 9 replies \ @orthwyrm 26 Apr \ on: Last year I "laundered" 100M sats through LN bitcoin
** ring ring **
Yes, hello? Mr Taxman? Yes hello, hi, I would like to report user: darthcoin to the authorities. He has not payed his capital gains. Yes, just a second, let me get his records.
Let's see... OK so on Jan 1st 2023 at 00:23 AM he zapped user: Assblaster69 a total of 21 sats for posting a meme. Then 3 seconds later he zapped user: DildoHugger 1 sat. But you see, sir, earlier that day at 00:17 AM user: darthcoin ALSO received a tip (income!!!!) from user : anal_fractures in the form of 47 sats. During this time ticker : BTC rose in value from $26,184.34 to $26,191.28. Then, at 00:25, he -- Hello?
** ring ring **
Hello? Hi, yes, Mr Taxman? Yes you cut out. Anyway as I was saying at 00:25 -- Hello?
200 sats \ 0 replies \ @orthwyrm 25 Apr \ on: Stacker Saloon
hello i am scared and thinking of selling all my bitcoin
was thinking of a balanced portfolio consisting of green slips of paper, shiny yellow rocks, bricks, and "stocks" (i dont know what these do but they seem to go up a lot???)
188 sats \ 3 replies \ @orthwyrm 25 Apr \ on: Stacker Saloon
Day 376 of snailposting everyday 'til BTC hits $100k.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @orthwyrm 25 Apr \ parent \ on: Samourai Wallet Founder Arrested for Money Laundering privacy
Unfortunately I doubt the non-custodial aspect holds any weight if the Tornado Cash situation is anything to go by.
1 sat \ 0 replies \ @orthwyrm 25 Apr \ parent \ on: Samourai Wallet Founder Arrested for Money Laundering privacy
Unfortunately I think you are exactly right. At least in the short-to-medium term.
10 sats \ 1 reply \ @orthwyrm 24 Apr \ parent \ on: Stacker Saloon
(hope i cheered you up @DarthCoin)
174 sats \ 6 replies \ @orthwyrm 24 Apr \ parent \ on: Stacker Saloon
** breathes in **
FUCK TAXES FUCK BANKERS FUCK GOVERNMENT FUCK SHITCOINERS
and most importantly
FUCK FIAT
58 sats \ 12 replies \ @orthwyrm 24 Apr \ on: Stacker Saloon
** ting ting **
Gentleman, gather round. I have an announcement to make.