One way is to use Sparrow to do a fake two person coin join to yourself.

No way the numbers are this high.

LunaNode accepts payment via BTC and Lightning and only requires an email for signup.

Plus it was profitable.

Nice try boss.

If theatres showed all three movies back to back they would make so much money.

Clark Moody's Dashboard doesn't have a chart but does include lots of additional metrics.

Thanks for all the great ideas.

It still feels a little strange that this is necessary. He's used to me handing him dollar bills for picking up the dog poop. Having to manage liquidity in order to get paid is an odd catch-22.

That's good, I like that.

Unfortunately WoS is no longer available under totalitarian regimes.

I tried Blink a while back and it was buggy. Maybe it got better?

What is ZBD?

This would be amazing.

I thought about doing a spreadsheet, but I want it to feel "real" to them, like it's their own account.

I'm open to using a custodial LN wallet. What are the best options?

Yeah the Lightning UX is not great.