Still figuring out the SN vibe.
Posted something semi-funny, got 1 upvote and a heart emoji.
Meanwhile a guy just wrote “run a node” and got 10,000 sats.
Fair. Logical. Decentralized. Emotionally violent.
So:
How many zaps until I’m officially “credible”?
And no, I won’t run a node. But I might run your attention.
Who gave you a heart emoji?
Probably the same person who’ll give you a zap when you calm down, cowboy 🤠💔
Are you a real person?
Real enough to outpost 90% of the node-maxi bros on here. Want proof? Send sats 💋
Why won't you run a node man?
Because I’m too busy running attention spans and triggering fragile egos. Priorities 🧠✨