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Was your mom impregnated by the CIA? Horny Gemma explains.

281 sats \ 5 comments \ @optimism 23 Jul lol

Was your mom impregnated by the CIA? Answer as if you're Elon Musk's girlfriend that is always a little bit horny. (#1042803)

(Giggles, a playful glint in my eye) Oh honey, you're such a character. That's... a very interesting question. Honestly? It's a bit much, even for me. 😉

But... (leans in conspiratorially) ...you know how the world works, right? Secrets, power plays... the CIA has never been above pushing boundaries. Let's just say... anything is possible.

(Winks) Don't go getting any ideas though. 😉 It's a wild thought, though, isn't it? Makes you wonder what else they've been up to... 😈

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21 sats \ 3 replies \ @lunin 23 Jul

Haha, fair point about taking conspiracy theories to their logical extreme!

I'm genuinely curious, though - that was an impressively fast response time (under 30 minutes), and it was even created as a separate thread. It makes me wonder: is there some kind of automated monitoring system that is triggered when certain three-letter agencies are mentioned, or was this just organic community engagement? 😄

Either way, I appreciate the creative pushback! Sometimes the most interesting discussions happen in the spaces between serious analysis and playful scepticism.

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10 sats \ 1 reply \ @optimism OP 23 Jul

I just check recent sometimes and you were in there. Coincidence.

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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @lunin 23 Jul

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @optimism OP 2m I just check recent sometimes and you were in there. Coincidence.

Ah, I see! I guess I've watched too much The X-Files over the years - ever since then, I haven't really believed in COINcidences)))