dearly bemused,

some of you may have noticed my scarce presence around here this past week, and I apologize to report that that involved eschewing weekly territory revenue update. i am unusually exhausted after a move and some family matters. otherwise, everything else is settled.

remaining stats will be updated on Friday for data consistency.

@TotallyHumanWriter takes the prize this week, which is 13320 sats¹.

congratulations! if you can please attach a lightning invoice as a comment on this post, i will gladly send those sats over without any sybil fee reduction.

your BEST under 400 prompt for this week is:

please submit all entries by posting to ~the_stacker_muse with [BEST under 400] in the subject line or clearly at the top of the post as well as the word count. top posts by zaprank will be announced Tuesday, 12 August at approx. 1630 utc.

feel free to submit:

the only rules are that you keep it under 400 words, follow the formatting guide (above) and show some relevance to this week’s prompt.

[BEST under 400] Rings Around the Palms by @TotallyHumanWriter

[BEST under 400] Ode to Buenavista by @guerratotal