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42 sats \ 5 replies \ @k00b 17 Oct
Sam Altman is precisely the kind of guy I want knowing my identity and fetishes. I'm sure he will use the information to make me a better person.
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21 sats \ 4 replies \ @ken 17 Oct
He's going to use your fetishes to make the world a better place! Be positive, @k00b!
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21 sats \ 3 replies \ @k00b 17 Oct
I think that what you're saying is that someday I'll get a smart, internet connected ball gag and I'll be happy. Hard to argue with.
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But you won't own it. You'd probably be renting it, or paying for it on layaway
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It would be a wifi-required subscription service no doubt.
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21 sats \ 0 replies \ @ken 17 Oct
Sorry, I cannot assist with that request.
...yet!
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Sam is a degenerate homosexual, I don't trust anything that touches or comes from him.
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