"This is an emergency, and we need the aid of the United States as soon as possible," said Secretary General Mark Rutte. "The U.S. could attack Greenland at any minute, and we have no ability to defend it unless we get some military aid from the U.S. immediately."
"Trump must fulfill his NATO commitment and send us American troops before American troops arrive," said EU leader Ursula von der Leyen. "If he doesn't, we'll call him racist."
Trump was quick to respond, but suggested he would probably just send the "4th-rate loser weaking soldiers" and the "fatties."
At publishing time, NATO had further bolstered Greenland's defenses by sending a horde of muslim migrants.
Supposed to be satire, but there's literally more US boots in Greenland than Euros already given the Space Force base, and it's been that way since at least WW2
US petrodollar hegemony is dependent upon military aggression and resource capture.
Its time is almost up and the world will be wealthier and safer without it.
Death to US military industrial imperialism and petrodollar.