Senator Warren Is firing on all cylinders tonight as she drops yet another bombshell on the heels of her new investment plans, which we covered earlier.

This time she rolled out new rules for lobbyists and bribes. To help cement non-hosted [noncustodial] wallets into the world of illicit finance and shady activity, she will only accept bribes and lobbying proceeds directly to her passport cold wallet.

“There should be no doubt as to the purpose of these nefarious tools in the hearts and minds of honest, hardworking Americans whom it is our job to protect, so these changes to my personal financial strategies are a powerful one-two punch for safe and regulated finance in our democratic society.”

Her PAC is reportedly working on guides for teaching her clients how to launder tokens through lightening, coin-joins, and Monero swaps.

Monero spiked 9% on the news.

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