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Welcome to week 2 of the unofficial, probably unwelcome, and increasingly inappropriately titled weekly stacker crossword puzzle.
This time, I'm giving out a bounty to whoever completes the crossword first. Week 1's bounty, which remains unclaimed, involves a tricky secondary puzzle of gaining access to a bitcoin wallet and moving its lone 500 sat UTXO. At this point, simply signing a message from that wallet will do. It seems that more folks liked the crossword than the two-part puzzle, so I'm adjusting since it was still pretty fun for me too just making the crossword. My point being, this week all you have to do is solve the crossword if you want the bounty.
The theme this time is HORRIBLE PUNS. Each clue includes the real word spelled appropriately and then a play on words that should hopefully make your stomach churn. Enjoy.
1,000 sats paid
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This is really cool. SN turning into a proper newspaper with crossword puzzles now. @k00b
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Thanks!
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21 sats \ 1 reply \ @grayruby 9 Aug
Next week you have to make this a bit easier for old, slow guys like me. Haha
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Yeah, sorry. I showed it my wife first, and she was like, "this is too hard to be fun." I had just already put too much time into it. I was thinking about doing a sports theme so I could post in your territory.
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If only people were interested in sudoku instead !
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I solved it and learned some new words, but I'll let others have a shot at it for a little bit ;)
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41 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b 9 Aug
real sn new guys, who probably think it's corny
I like corny.
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Well crap! Having your blessing screws up my whole branding! Now’s it’s false advertising to say it’s unwelcome. Maybe I can at least keep my unofficial status. Back to the drawing board. :)
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That's very cool! I'll give it a try
I coded this a while ago: https://bitcoin-crossword.com/
The bounty was an encoded message that only the right answer would decrypt. I thought it was pretty cool.
The bounty I gave was 1,000,000 sats which I sometimes regret lol
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Woah! That's awesome! Yeah, a million sat bounty is no joke. How long did it take the winner to solve it? I'm going to give it a try tonight.
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Got it! Yeah, I made people work WAY harder for 1000 sats on this one. You're very generous (and actually a talented programmer) and I'm kind of a jerk. We should team up on something!
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Great job! Did you use the clues? Originally those didn't exist.
It took a very short time, I believe an hour or so.
Someone was trying to brute-force it first but humans won against machines.
I have more ideas but at the time I was new (SN was just like 20 of us lol) and I was afraid people would think I was a scammer.
Let's connect. Feel free to use any of the contact methods here: https://handsomelatino.com
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BTW just read somewhere in the description that it took 20 hours to solve it
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I only used the clue for number five.
Cool! Yeah, you’ve got some great resources there. I can’t wait to dig in some more.
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Nice. Here's another project I'm doing with a friend that I haven't added to the list:
I did the FE and design. It's my first take at Svelte (quite liked it)
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Wow! This will, I’m sure, churn out many very tough orange pills for people to swallow. Just gotta get this in front of the eyes of some friends and family.
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Turning into newspaper 🗞
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HORRIBLE PUNS
you weren't kidding 😂 this is fun
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Thanks!
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Nice, been waiting for this!
Does the first puzzle have a passphrase at the end of the mnemonic or maybe I'm using the wrong derivation path? I can't believe I'm this stupid that I have the seed phrase and can't get into the wallet, but it appears so lol.
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::extremely embarrassed facepalm emoji::
I just checked, and it DOES have a passphrase...
OK, I just created a transaction to move the (after fees) 296 sat UTXO over. If you can just show a screenshot or sign a message (because I think those sats will probably never afford to leave) from that wallet, you got that first bounty. I'm so sorry. I am an idiot.
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Ah ha, mystery solved! No worries!
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Actually, although it's unconfirmed, I do see it in there now.
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I'll let you know when the transaction gets confirmed. I allocated every possible sat that Sparrow would let me to fees and this is still all I got:
1.87 sats/vB
Luckily, it should actually get picked up in this environment.
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I gave enough of a head start, I'll take it now ;)
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Boom!! Ok, next one is going to be easier
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SOL on sitting space was a great clue
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I was scolded harshly by @dagny761 on the first crossword for not using acronyms in the clue for acronym answers. :) Apparently that’s a thing in crosswords. Anyway, thanks! I was pretty proud of that one.
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Awesome.
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I guess I shoulda posted on the other thread lol
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Boom! OK, you got the bounty on the original. I gotta go to that post real quick, since this one still goes to the new crossword. Gimme a sec.
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