Listen, I fully believe aliens are out there. Somewhere in the vast, infinite expanse of the universe, some little green (or purple?) creatures are probably cruising around in their space Teslas while celebrating results of a recent election or shaving their heads in disgust of the results.

I also do not believe that aliens are here visiting earth and flying around. It’s unlikely, or honestly unbelievable, that I would see an alien spacecraft on my evening walk.

However, in my 30s I am still extremely scared whenever I am alone outside at night. I just can’t. Like sprinting to my car or house like I’m in a horror movie scared.

Please tell me I’m not the only one!