So, it's been a little silence for a while about assmilker assmilking on SN, or it seemed to me for I've muted a few who made this fun topic quite boring by overly repeating the same, same meme, same blame-game with same intensity. To invoke the the old interest and for the holiness of Assmilking, I've decided to write this emotional (but thoughtful) peroration.

TBH, I won't deny that I didn't get offended initially by the extraneous allegations thrown at me, target was harming my (nym's) reputation on SN. But then I came over it, realized I was wrong and decided to enjoy it (the fun) like many of us do. Yeah, it's real that I've muted 2 stackers for they were praising my ability of assmilking everywhere and I didn't want to be distracted from my purpose. I carried on anyways.

But now, when I was just starting to miss assmilking fun, there came the biggest compliment Outta nowhere.

@coinsreporter (The Greatest Assmilker in SN History, remembered for countless sock puppets and causing the Greatest Assmilk Hunt on SN of all time!) —#839243

Greatest in history!!! Seriously 😳

I'm taking this as an underwhelming compliment for I've earned more sats from other platforms than I've from SN in a year or so. So, actually it's quite underwhelming considering there are many others who've earned more sats from SN than I in a year. Still a compliment is a compliment, so I'll take it.

Now because I'm the greatest, anyone who wants to learn the skills is welcome anytime. (ASSMILKING SKILLS) ;)

— Proof — Another Proof

If you're someone who views assmilking is a bad strategy/policy/work/word/thought/love/behaviour....let me open your eyes.

Now this isn't all, it's just a definition of you can take it as a glimpse of how extensive assmilking can be a as a subject to study. It's scope is wider than maths, economics and certainly from literature.

At last I would like to thank everyone and all who kept repeating "Assmilker Assmilking" throught the later half of 2024. I would also like to thank everyone who wanted them to stop, but failed (better luck next time). I would also like to thank who supported the spiritual journey of assmilking. Congratulations everyone, you all are winners for me. In the end, I would like you all to continue entertaining everyone with Assmilker Assmilking debate in 2025 for the scope is too great to be achieved. Repeat with me.

Amen! 🙏