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Thanks @PictureRoom for the inspiration? #851142
  • Brew a pot of coffee and drink 2 cups BEFORE I’ve even been awake an hour @NovaRift #850069
  • Turn on Bluey to placate and numb my screaming children
  • Use the toilet (jk I’m on SN!)
Actually the FIRST thing I do is rollover to kiss my wife good morning, but she interrupts me to ask:
”Honey, how much territory revenue did ~HealthAndFitness get last night? I’m just dying to know! You’re such a shameless uptail woof woof to found a territory!” #850882
lol
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You’re such a shameless uptail woof woof to found a territory
Totally.
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10 sats \ 3 replies \ @Satosora 4h
hahaha Did you say your wife got on SN?
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That’s how you know it’s a joke.
I’m still working to get her onboard with Bitcoin!
She at least knows I’ve been on SN… a little!
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10 sats \ 1 reply \ @Satosora 4h
You know, they have coffee makers that you can set on a timer. Makes life a bit easier.
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I didn’t come here for solitions
Just validate my feelings!
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