With kindred hearts, a populist stooge runs amok, 
By his financial wizardry passing the buck, 
On to retail -- 
But beware:
Not unlike others this week, maybe a socio, mop, fanatic or geek.
The choice, yours to make: buy in early this riddle, 
or risk getting rug-pulled, getting left with but little. 
Although right he may be, to talk corruption and grift, 
the he which I speak of is but half-done his shift