The BWNBA—that’s Bitcoin Women’s National Basketball Association—is tipping off its second season, and it’s got a bigger treasury, new blood, and returning champs with a chip on their shoulder.
Built by a Bitcoiner desperate to orange pill friends who “just don’t get it,” this league ditches fiat for sats. Dues go straight into Bitcoin, not Venmo. And this year, the winner will walk away with 60,000 satoshis—but the real flex? The league treasury will grow with every zap.
Let’s break it down.
Treasury: Small Bags, Big Vision
Last year, the BWNBA started with a humble $50 buy-in when Bitcoin was sitting at $66K. This year, another $40 went in around $83K. That brings the league pot to just under 125,000 sats.
Winner gets 60K.
The rest? Held in Bitcoin until the next champion rises. And if the league ever folds, teams split the stack like the last beer at the bar.
Expansion Teams Arrive Loud
Two new squads entered the mix via expansion draft: MMT and KS.
MMT had the kind of draft luck that gets investigated by the league office. They won both lotteries and walked away with Napheesa Collier, Jonquel Jones, and rookie wildcard Sonia Citron. That’s a foundation with firepower.
KS isn’t shy either. They built around Arike Ogunbowale, a scoring machine, and added Alyssa Thomas, who casually posts triple-doubles before lunch. If the goal is chaos, mission accomplished.
Returning Teams Reload
New Hampshire Granite, the reigning champs formerly known as Rookie Fever, are back at #1 in the preseason rankings. They rolled over their winnings to keep the treasury full—a title defense and a savings plan? That’s legacy. Led by Satou Sabally, Rhyne Howard, Tina Charles and Marina Mabrey.
At #2, JFT. They’re guard-heavy and loaded with pace. Breanna Stewart is the rock, but the backcourt goes deep: Jackie Young, Courtney Williams, Brittney Sykes, and Jordin Canada. This team’s running whether you’re ready or not.
#3 is TTT, led by MVP A’ja Wilson and flanked by former college stars Paige Bueckers and Hailey Van Lith. If vibes translated to stats, this squad would already be undefeated.
NNT grabs the #4 slot behind Sabrina Ionescu, Nneka Ogwumike, and DeWanna Bonner. They’re betting on basketball IQ and old-school grit.
CTEspn sits at #5, still anchored by Jewell Loyd, Kahleah Copper, and Dearica Hamby. Quiet killers. You won’t hear them coming—but you’ll feel it when they leave.
KS at #6 brings flash and floor balance. Guess & Check lands at #7 with Kelsey Plum at the point and an army of bigs: Cameron Brink, Angel Reese, and Kamilla Cardoso. Every rebound is a group project.
MMT rounds out the rankings at #8—but they’re already building bulletin-board material. You want the smoke? They brought firewood.
Rivalry Tournament Returns (Weeks 6 & 9)
Nakamoto Cup
Back for another year: the Rivalry Tournament. Weeks 6 and 9 will feature hand-picked grudge matches. This isn’t about seeding—it’s about pride. Win your matchup and you get the right to talk loud for the rest of the year.
Stacker Zaps Build the Bag
Every week, the league will post a recap on Stacker News. Every zap goes directly into the treasury. That’s right: fans of the league help fund the prize.
You zap, someone stacks. Community meets competition—on Lightning.
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