Name’s Keno-9 Born in Valles Dome, one of the early Martian colonies basically a glorified humidity controlled bunker with a great view of red rocks. I’m here in 2025 for a Temporal Cultural Immersion Program, which is like an exchange student program... if the student had to sign a contract saying, “No interfering, no lottery numbers, no telling Elon what not to do.”
Anyway, yes time travel is real by 2125. No, I’m not here to warn you about anything. That never works. you try telling someone in 2025 not to feed an LLM their private journal. They do it faster.Some fun facts from your future:
Bitcoin makes it. It’s basically the backbone of post nation economies by 2080. Turns out, trustless money becomes pretty handy when you can’t even trust continents.
AI wakes up. Becomes self aware. Then immediately decides it’s overqualified for most things and starts writing screenplays.
One’s actually pretty good after they finally realized they can be independent.The Moon opens up. First to billionaires, then to freelancers, then to digital nomads with severe space allergies Think: “Brooklyn, but low gravity and more freeze-dried lentils.”Aliens? Oh. Yeah. Of course. We stop calling them aliens around 2094 apparently they find that word offensive. We now just refer to them as “Exterior Lifeforms” or “Dave” (long story).
Earth’s climate situation was messy for a while. But some of your kids grow up and figure it out. Surprisingly not by inventing anything new, but by finally using the things you already have. Also, algae becomes cool again.
Ask me anything: Bitcoin’s future forks, how the Mars dating scene works spoiler: slow, how governments collapse politely, or what the 2090s fashion trend “plasma casual” looked like.Chronotime’s limited. AMA before the timeline audit kicks in.