Design

Lack of good lightning wallets...

anon

bordalix

bitcoin

Frog put the keys in the HSM "There" he said "now we cannot leak the private key

realBitcoinDog

Replace HSM with federation and it's the same meme

justin_shocknet

Politics_And_Law

What's happening in Poland 🇵🇱

npub1zapsats

Globalist panic over control of the Suwalki gap

https://stacker.news/items/930089/r/justin_shocknet?commentId=930791 -> https://stacker.news/items/930089/r/justin_shocknet?commentId=995479

France's Marine Le Pen Convicted of Embezzlement Barred From Office for 5 years

Cje95

Just seeing some reports online about a coup!

To be honest I thought that Dominic guy was in charge of the country 😂

He's always in the limelight waxing lyrical about Poland's refusal to accept certain religions via immigration 

Actually it's Donald Tusk in charge

But it looks like they have a two leader approach like France, with a prime minister and a president 

And basically they're all arguing with each other over a reform to the powers the court's hold over there

Certain factions are disagreeing with the changes some are making and it also could contravene the EUSSRs existing framework, so they're looking in from the sidelines 

It seemed convenient that they waited for one of the leaders to leave the country on business to enact this situation but apparently bro turned his plane round and stormed back in like, not today bitches

A classic power grab situation I'd assume?

lightning

There's a lack of good Lightning wallets

06bc1a977d

Urgent Patch - CVE-2026-98432 - LND 0.21.6-beta

AuthenticityBTC

Solid heads-up. MPTCP default in Go 1.24 is nasty.

Bell_curve

Christianity

NXR Conference Coming to Texas, Headlined by Alex Jones

Yermin

Walter Williams made the same argument regarding being borni in USA vs Africa

Reparations is extortion

Ham is a compliment

“They're Wasting Your Time"

coffeebadger

Dog whistles?  the biggest complainer of dog whisltes don't even have dogs for fucks sake

gaming

Stacker_Sports

The SN Daily Putt #171: Play, Putt, Score, ZAP!⚡️⛳️

BlokchainB

Able to get 2 but still can’t get 1 

putt.day #171 ⛳ 2/10 Albatross · 🔥15
🟡🟢
https://putt.day/s/N6UPrSRQz243

grayruby

HealthAndFitness

[Abs 25] 10/30/26 213.9💪 Easily resisted bourbon last night! And see’s candies

tonight I declined to join my wife in wine and had only one see’s candy

tomorrow I go to YMCA gym and have my kids at the on-site daycare

I’m on my way!

![](https://m.stacker.news/164123)

Frog put the keys in the HSM. "There" he said "now we cannot leak the private key". "But our servers can ask the box to sign with the key" said Toad.
"that is true" said Frog

Weekly Random Sports Pick 'em

StackerSports

BC Lions

LA Lakers

Washington Commanders

 44 points

User21000000

🏈 Sunday Leaders Bounty • 4.200 double bounty

gsc360

Rushing Kenneth Walker III

Passing Dak Prescott

Receiving  Puka Nacua

Tiebreaker 285 passing yards

“Listen, my dear son, son of my womb. You are the answer to my prayers, my son. So keep yourself sexually pure from the promiscuous, wayward woman. Don’t waste the strength of your anointing on those who ruin kings— you’ll live to regret it! For you are a king, Lemuel, and it’s never fitting for a king to be drunk on wine or for rulers to crave alcohol. For when they drink they forget justice and ignore the rights of those in need, those who depend on them for leadership. Strong drink is given to the terminally ill, who are suffering at the brink of death. Wine is for those in depression in order to drown their sorrows. Let them drink and forget their poverty and misery. But you are to be a king who speaks up on behalf of the disenfranchised and pleads for the legal rights of the defenseless and those who are dying. Be a righteous king, judging on behalf of the poor and interceding for those most in need.” 
Proverbs 31:2-9

Inspired Word

KudzaiK

Travel

food_and_drinks

Hey stackers, 

Writing from the hotel room. The last two days haven’t been too eventful as far as travel and bitcoin spending goes. 


The night before last I got horrible sleep, which was a bummer because it was wedding day! My entire life I’ve had recurring sleep paralysis nightmares. Not very frequent, but I’ve had them as long as I can remember. Wednesday night it happened again. I’m either seemingly awake in what ever bed and I’m concious of where I am but I can’t move or talk and I’m always accompanied by some… presence. Or I’m in a different setting with the same feeling/presence. A few times while in the same bed with my wife I remember trying to wake her by breathing harder or reaching her with just a finger because that’s all I can do… so she can shake me awake and end the dream. Wednesday night I was alone but it was the the type of dream where I was in some other place but paralyzed in a fictitious room. I couldn’t talk or scream or stand but there was some presence with me. I can always see it but it’s nothing more than a faded shadow. This time I could feel an immense anxious feeling stemming from my middle spine.. a couple vertebrae above the center one. It was so strong it felt warm and electrical from mid spine up to my head, through my shoulders, and to the elbows. I could feel it in the dream and I could feel it (much slighter) when I woke myself up with a muffled scream at 3 am. It almost felt like I was in a bad position my body didn’t agree with and that was how my brain decided to wake me… I don’t know. But I could still feel that weird feeling in my spine. When i wake myself up from these dreams and fall back to sleep I often revert right back to the same state… paralyzed and accompanied. I knew somehow tonight was no different. So I was afraid to fall back asleep and I ended up finding solace by mindlessly scrolling  YouTube until succumbing to restful sleep at 6 am. I hate YouTube and it’s trappy nature but tonight I willfully let it take me away. 

I wanted to leave for the wedding which was an hour south of Austin by 1 pm so I had some time to kill. I felt like a zombie. I needed to do some laundry here at the hotel, iron my wedding clothes, and get a now much needed red eye. First things first: coffee. 

![](https://m.stacker.news/164115)

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I went to a third location of the same coffee business I knew I could spend bitcoin at. This Medici Roasters was in a more business district feeling place. It was surrounded by huge office buildings and underneath a bunch of apartments. But walking up I was glad to see the Bitcoin square sign on the door. I got my red eye and a blueberry and cheese danish both of which were very good. The young (probably sub 20) man rung me up and I used the toggle option on square terminal pull up a lightning invoice which I paid no problem. I couldn’t bring myself to say any more words than necessary because I was so tired so I didn’t ask, as I normally do, how often people paid with sats. 

Finishing that, and my chores, I started the hour long drive south to the wedding. I didn’t take many pictures but the wedding was great. The groom was a local Texan, and the bride was a Swedish gal. They met in San Diego (where I used to work with the groom) when she was here studying abroad. The merging of culture they accomplished was beautiful. There were traditions from both sides every where. Nearly everyone, even the Swedish guests, were in boots, cowboy hats, and bolo ties. But we got to enjoy a few Swedish traditions too. My favorite being Fika!! Swedish weddings traditionally are quite long and are filled with many speeches so in order to keep people from getting hangry on such a long day you have fika. Which means desert first! So post ceremony and pre dinner we had an option of a variety of cheese cakes, strawberry berry cake, tiramisu, and coffee. My kind of tradition, I tell ya. Cheers in Swedish is "Skål" And we sang a song about a guy named Allan Ley Pretty often and took a sip or a shot of Swedish schnapps (very strong) seemingly every thirty minutes. Great time. Perhaps a Swedish stacker can weigh in with some details im sure im missing. 

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I really slacked on taking pictures. I was into the wedding and phone in pocket the whole night. I got this crazy bull with massive horns, a decorated donkey that had beers in its sattle bags, and me with my boots and bolo tie. You can’t see in the picture by my bolo tie has four aces on it. Very appropriate I was told by those at the wedding who knew me. 

Today I slept in a lot which felt great after the previous nights disastrous amount of sleep. I went straight to the poker room and got 3.5 hours of table time in. I had a small winning session but I felt like I played terribly. Perhaps it was the alcohol from the wedding but I wasn’t as sharp as I like to be and my decisions felt a little uncalibrated. I was really excited for dinner at III forks, a steak house in town recommended to me by @k00b and @Car. Here’s there BTCmap:
https://btcmap.org/merchant/node:1481364381

I took another robotaxi from my hotel because I knew i wanted lots of wine with my steak and it was a pleasant drive through tons of rainy traffic. I love those things.  I sat at the bar which was open seating and ordered a glass of the viña Cobos Malbec. I told the bartender I’d like to pay with bitcoin if able and he said no worries I’ll make that happen. A few minutes later I order the USDA prime New York strip 16 oz and seasonal vegetables. I was ready to drop some serious sats on this meal. I was asked if I wanted bread and butter while I wait, yes please, and that was great. The butter comes salted in a flat square easy to cut and spread. Right as I ordered another glass of wine my steak and veggies come. The seasonal veggies ended up being shaved and sautéed zucchini and yellow squash which I enjoyed. 

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The steak itself was one of the best I’ve ever had. Lightly charred and heavily salted on the outside but incredibly tender and juicy on the inside. Cutting into it felt like I was cutting into a stick of butter every time. I ordered it medium rare. Shortly after its arrival, though, the manger came to talk to me. He said that they’re currently using a brand new point of sale device and won’t be able to accept bitcoin today. I didn’t ask any questions or for any more details I just said ok bummer, no worries. I was bummed though I had spent some on chain fees to top off my Phoenix channel just for this meal and now I’d be forced to pay with cash. Ooooh well. 

I ordered a third glass of the Malbec and remembered that SNL was happening so I put my headphones in and watched car and K00b cover the weekly happenings of SN. It was cool that my trip reports were listed as K00bs picks but my favorite part was the two of them covering the recent great post by @spiral. Here it is:

[The long road to bitcoin payments... \ stacker news](https://stacker.news/items/1603307/r/SatAttack)

@car had highlighted that some square terminals may not have the bitcoin payment option because the iPad it’s installed on may not support a current enough iOS to handle the square update that’s recent enough to enable them. That sheds some light on some of the recent discussions I’ve had here with @scoresby and others about the variance we experience of who accepts and who doesn’t. 

I had to pay my tab with cash sadly and fairly buzzed from my third glass wondered into the city hoping to find some desert place with a square terminal that I could spend bitcoin at or this would be my first day not spending any bitcoin at all. My phone was at 5% though and I needed to keep the battery to summon my robotaxi ride home so I couldn’t use BTCmaps. After about 30 minutes of walking around in the rain I had to call it. I wouldn’t be spending any bitcoin today. 

I called my taxi, asked grok to put on some relaxing lofi, and closed my eyes until I was dropped off at my hotel. 

Thanks for reading, stackers. 

If you missed day one, two and three, here they are: 

Day one: https://stacker.news/items/1602995

Day two: https://stacker.news/items/1603699

Day three: https://stacker.news/items/1604324

Austin trip day four and five: We don’t accept bitcoin currently

SatAttack

*silently annotates equation
*Bell_curve sees didiplaywell winning nobel prize in physics a week later