btcpp wehrmacht division

1. No shade but if you really think you can close this deal start a business and figure out how to do it. Hit me up on twitter and I'll intro you to someone that can help: https://x.com/uncleJim21
2. There have been open source attempts at this like: https://github.com/chrisguida/bolt12-subscriptions but I suspect commercial interest has not been significant enough to make it a reality.
3. Bitcoin is a bearer instrument so it is fundamentally different from the "subscription" infrastructure you are familiar with. It would take a company that's willing to take significant market, technical and possibly legal risk to actually carry out. If you feel like you can handle it, refer back to 1.

how about a 1 click bitcoin treasury company?

I doubt it. I trust those things about as much as I trust gas station sushi. They'll lock up in the middle of intersections etc.