to the hoes in my neighborhood:

we believe it would be a good idea to desperately pursue me with abandon as it would make me look cooler to the other hoes not in my neighborhood, and though I am short and have a small d"*** my genes need to have the respect and placement they deserve in future generations.

the waiting has gone on long enough. at this rate it is not clear if I will ever father any children.

your indecisiveness is a disappointment to all cultures worldwide and frankly an embarrassment to womankind as a whole. Please get on with it already and go after me.

I am freshly perfumed and open to courtship and offers of all kinds.

don't keep dragging this on forever. it will only end in befuddlement.

Let's get this done shall we?

seriously it's time.

In graciousness and patience, the CTV+CSFS committee.