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Congrats you are the new CFEO (chief financial engineering officer). Welcome to the team.

AWESOME! THank you kindly(!), I accept. What's my signing bonus?

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I just sent you 100 sats. After tax that’s 70.

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That'll do. Generational wealth

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Hmm, it seems like I have insufficient votes to veto anything.

I'm onboard, but only if he's paid entirely in the make-believe assets he invents.

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I have a mini miner, so I'm technically making ("unleashing") bitcoin. PAY ME SATS, BITCH #936913

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I suspect you have technically not made any new bitcoins.

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what?! but I mined them, they neeeeew

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Are you pointing at Ocean's pool? I forget. They show you if you've found any.

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Nah, just brains for now. Been travelling too much to spend time setting up anything else

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Really no significant setup. I'm pretty sure it's just a single entry in the settings.

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Yrs yes, but stupid tech things scare me

Deal. I suggest an initial 3 month contract to determine how much finance a chief financial engineering officer could engineer if a chief financial engineering officer could engineer finance.

After that we can reevaluate and potentially offer him a permanent role and a seat on the board of old men yelling at clouds if he really engineers the shit out of those finances.

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