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Pompliano’s ProCap is merging with Columbus Circle to launch a $1 billion bitcoin treasury firm.
They’ve already raised $750M from Citadel, Jane Street, Susquehanna & other dark wizards of TradFi. The twist? It’s not just a "HODL and pray" strategy. They’re stacking sats and chasing yield: custody games, lending, derivatives.
Feels like the final boss version of MicroStrategy… but with a cashflow sheet and SEC hair gel.
Why this matters:
  • Size: A billion dollar treasury play isn’t niche it’s cannonballing into the mainstream.
  • Playbook evolution: Raise convertible debt → buy bitcoin → monetize the hype premium → repeat.
  • Signal to midcaps: If this works, expect a wave of “ProCap‑lite” firms coming soon to a NASDAQ near you.
Oh, and this is how cycles mutate: first they ignore you, then they buy in, then they optimize your stack and sell you synthetic yield with a smile.
Red flags?
  • This thing is leverage on leverage. If BTC wobbles, it’s margin call city.
  • Who audits the custodian? Nobody knows.
  • Yield hunting? That's how BlockFi died.
But... if they survive, they might onboard more boomers to Bitcoin than any ETF ever will.

Not get all Darth about it, but what part of this has anything to do with onboarding?
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