"Yo sup, bro! I know you're looking at my prime body and its musculature. All the babes want me, I can guarantee ya. In order to enhance my bro facade I smoke as well, cuz it looks so cool, you know what I'm saying bro.

Personal development? Never heard of it. You mean, going to the gym, steaks only, and kissing myself in the mirror? Tha what you mean, bro? Yeh, of course I do all of that shit. I even read Jordan Peterson, cuz that prof is an entire bro in itself. Those rules on life I have tatooed in my ass crack, like a decade ago when everybody was still butt licking Tony Robbins...butt. I'm so way ahead on the curve, bro, yo got no clue.

Emotional development? Yeh, I got it all under wraps, bro! I'm so cool, I don't feel anything."