To deal with 2025, the age of brainrot, I honestly think the government needs to make an app for this. AI dating, where you create your perfect partner, then sext it whenever you want. The AI learns what you like, dislike, and builds a profile. When you're ready (and/or sick of lonely fapping with your AI), you opt-in to the AI matchmaker, who finds you a compatible partner who is also using the AI matchmaker. You two go on a date, and you gain points. Rate your date in the app, and share your results on X (Or VK I guess, because this is Russia)

Fast forward a few months and you two have enough date points to reach level zero in the matchmaking app. Cash in your points to waive all marriage registration fees, and there you go, a new Homo Techno family has launched. Level one begins when your first child is born, and along with that, the goods flow in. A maternity box, a subscription to free diapers, a weekly free meal, and monthly grocery voucher thru the app.

Level two is reached when you have a second child, which comes with the same perks of level one plus the added bonus of a Nintendo Switch 2! PEOPLE GET IRRATIONAL WHEN OFFERED FREE STUFF

If any government wants to make this happen, I'm available for commission. I can build it for you for the low low price of 1 Bitcoin a year.