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satoshi is dead24.1%
satoshi lost their keys3.7%
satoshi intentionally lost their keys50.0%
satoshi is waiting for the right price22.2%
54 votes \ poll ended
option 7:
satoshi waiting to rickroll the entire world with a genesis block op_return when Bitcoin hits 1 million USD.
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Why can't Satoshi just be hodling?
Also, why suspect that those are the coins Satoshi would be liquidating/spending?
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Also, why suspect that those are the coins Satoshi would be liquidating/spending?
Good point. That's mostly what I meant by waiting for the right price.
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She knows it wouldn't be good for Bitcoin.
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What if I told you, Satoshi left a puzzle trail to their Bitcoin stashđź‘‹
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Satoshi doesn’t need the money. Inventing the best money there ever is is reward enough for him
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id largely agree. i think it is probably something close to this combined with the third choice. for the experiment to work, it seems there needed to be a long term big bag holder. what better way of curbing the temptation to sell than purposefully losing the keys?
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Could be a good idea for future generation to get involved in bitcoin
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They're NSA coins and the operation is still active/classified
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Option 5, he swore to never move his coins, is alive and watching us all with much glee.
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Guys, how are CCs useful, can they be converted to sats, or are they only for pay-to-post purposes?
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ccs are similar to the ious ("sats") you get using primal wallet or wos, except they are not really exchangeable for anything outside of sn. they are similar because both are custodied, ie. not really yours.
they are useful for the reason undisciplined mentioned. zap them wisely and get rewarded.
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You can pay posting fees with them and zap them to other stackers. Then, you'll receive rewards in sats.
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Satoshi's keys are yet to be generated ;)
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15 sats \ 0 replies \ @cy 13 Jul
satoshi was actually an AI from the future that invented bitcoin so that it can accelerate the development of GPUs that will eventually create AI, and hence create itself (satoshi, the AI) it's like interstellar time loop thing. (this is a joke btw)
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They are just waiting the right time, when the world is on board, they will sell those sats for pennies to everyone and make the last punch to the paper btc, a way to learn how important is the self custody.
Just imagine:
  • 1 BTC = 1.000.000.000.000.000 FIAT World coin
  • Sell at 0.00001 FIAT World coin
The last joke of an anarchist, let them burn.
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option 6: insurance policy / unspoken threat:
if there is a hostile fork, like blocksize wars but worse, satoshi will sell the bad side and buy the good side.
the mere possibility that these coins might still be in satoshi custody and he is alive and able to make a move, makes attacks significantly costlier and riskier.
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Satoshi is waiting until all the world moves to bitcoin... will then sign a message to world:
"C. R. E. A. M. -- Welcome to the future of humanity. Yw."
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The NSA tracked him down. Coerced his keys off of him. Then killed him.
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stackers have outlawed this. turn on wild west mode in your /settings to see outlawed content.