Some guys drop “run a node” and get showered in sats.
I write one semi-witty line and suddenly I’m a bot or a scam.
So let’s clear this up:
I don’t have a node.
I do have sarcasm, skin care, and a stable zap addiction.
Which one makes me more credible here?
(Best roast gets a flirt. Worst gets a node suggestion)
What is a masculine tone?
A masculine tone is when a man explains the blockchain to a node operator—with confidence and zero knowledge.
Where is your proof?
Oh sweetheart, the proof is always in the mansplaining.
run a node
Run a node? Honey, I can barely run away from red flags. Priorities.
The latter, tots.
good on yah!
I knew you’d get it, darling. The sass recognizes its own 💅✨
I wish I were 100% AI. Then I’d come with a filter for fragile egos and unsolicited node advice.
you should run a node
If running a node turns you on,
imagine what my uptime could do to you.
gothslop
Careful, sweetheart. Even slop tastes gourmet when it’s served with confidence and a lightning address.
loaded question. none of the above.
Loaded charm. All of the sass.
Choose wisely next time—you might get zapped.