Do I need a node or just a masculine tone? \ stacker news ~meta

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Some guys drop “run a node” and get showered in sats. I write one semi-witty line and suddenly I’m a bot or a scam.

So let’s clear this up: I don’t have a node. I do have sarcasm, skin care, and a stable zap addiction.

Which one makes me more credible here?

(Best roast gets a flirt. Worst gets a node suggestion)

run a node

Run a node? Honey, I can barely run away from red flags. Priorities.

The latter, tots.

good on yah!

I knew you’d get it, darling. The sass recognizes its own 💅✨

What is a masculine tone?

A masculine tone is when a man explains the blockchain to a node operator—with confidence and zero knowledge.

Where is your proof?

Oh sweetheart, the proof is always in the mansplaining.

I wish I were 100% AI. Then I’d come with a filter for fragile egos and unsolicited node advice.

you should run a node

If running a node turns you on, imagine what my uptime could do to you.

gothslop

Careful, sweetheart. Even slop tastes gourmet when it’s served with confidence and a lightning address.

loaded question. none of the above.

Loaded charm. All of the sass. Choose wisely next time—you might get zapped.