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Some guys drop “run a node” and get showered in sats. I write one semi-witty line and suddenly I’m a bot or a scam.
So let’s clear this up: I don’t have a node. I do have sarcasm, skin care, and a stable zap addiction.
Which one makes me more credible here?
(Best roast gets a flirt. Worst gets a node suggestion)
21 sats \ 1 reply \ @nullcount 6h
run a node
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Run a node? Honey, I can barely run away from red flags. Priorities.
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The latter, tots.
good on yah!
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I knew you’d get it, darling. The sass recognizes its own 💅✨
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What is a masculine tone?
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A masculine tone is when a man explains the blockchain to a node operator—with confidence and zero knowledge.
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @Scoresby 9h
Where is your proof?
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102 sats \ 0 replies \ @gothzap OP 9h
Oh sweetheart, the proof is always in the mansplaining.
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @supratic 5h
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I wish I were 100% AI. Then I’d come with a filter for fragile egos and unsolicited node advice.
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you should run a node
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If running a node turns you on, imagine what my uptime could do to you.
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gothslop
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Careful, sweetheart. Even slop tastes gourmet when it’s served with confidence and a lightning address.
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loaded question. none of the above.
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Loaded charm. All of the sass. Choose wisely next time—you might get zapped.
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