if there’s anything genuinely worthy of rage, it’s not denim or genetics jokes — it’s how your hard-earned money’s purchasing power is being quietly eroded by the unstoppable fiat currency printing presses. Fortunately, unlike your easily offended, easily faded denim, Bitcoin boasts genuinely superior digital “genes.” American Eagle sells jeans — bitcoin sells freedom.

Bitcoin doesn’t discriminate or judge based on superficialities, like whether you look good in skinny jeans or happen to be Sydney Sweeney. It’s universally accessible, appreciates in value over time, and never requires Photoshop to hide its flaws. Forget overpriced designer jeans; bitcoin delivers the ultimate freedom fit.

"next time you’re tempted to express your moral outrage at an advert featuring attractive people wearing denim, maybe channel that passion into something genuinely revolutionary: Bitcoin."

while jeans from American Eagle might flatter your figure for a fleeting moment, Bitcoin promises long-lasting financial freedom.