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by the way, what was the charge the fan was arrested for? I understand being banned from attending future games, but which law did he (I’m assuming it’s a he, because let’s be realistic) break?
Something is fishy. The league source who said the fan has been arrested was not identified and the police have not commented on the supposed arrest. Did he really get arrested or did they just throw him out and ban him and they are saying he was arrested to deter further incidents?
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Only way to find out is to throw more dildos on the court and see what happens.
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92 sats \ 7 replies \ @grayruby 15h
They can't arrest everyone in the arena. Maybe it should be a thing like they throw plastic rats at Florida Panthers games.
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Sooner or later they’ll be giving away dildos as giveaways for attending the game!
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They should be paying the fan. This is the most media coverage they’ve ever had!
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50 sats \ 3 replies \ @grayruby 15h
Booble dicks.
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Imagine - they could have a series of giveaways. One for each color of the rainbow, so you must attend multiple games. And if you collect them all, you can exchange them for a golden dildo. The possibilities are endless!
This is what a smart entertainment product would be doing
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That’s definitely the only way
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I don't actually know. Maybe sexual harassment...or just felony littering.
Edit: Maybe @siggy47 can explain why throwing dildos onto basketball courts is illegal.
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112 sats \ 0 replies \ @siggy47 15h
Beats me. Some disorderly conduct statutes are really broad catch alls.
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Please start your reply with IANAL
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