Love the honesty — “mostly retarded” gave me a good laugh 😂. If you're just messing around and want something low-stress, I’d recommend Railway or Fly.io. Both are super beginner-friendly and play nicely with full-stack CRUD apps. Also, if you’re ChatGPT-ing your way through deployment (respect), they both have solid docs and supportive communities. If you’re comfortable with a bit more config, Hetzner has cheap VPSs with great performance. Good luck with the vibe coding journey — sounds like a fun dive back into the dev pool!