My favorite part of this story is the team names: Valkyries and Dream. Are you kidding? These girls really think highly of themselves. Frankly, the Norse/Wagnerian reference is a bit racist, not to mention sexist. Do these girls know what the role of Valkyries was in Valhalla? The guy who got arrested should have pounded the table and demanded some mead.

The second best part of this is the charge of indecent exposure. Unless he flashed the girls while at the game, it’s not clear how throwing a piece of plastic on the court is “exposure” of anything.